《I Got It Made》
Written:Rick Grandin/Matthew Senatore
It''''s hard to sleep at night when you''''re lonely
It''''s hard to get the date when you''''re homely
if I could spit in my face　Hey please baby can I get your number?
Cause losers are look like so much funner
She told me, "Can''''t we just be friends?"
She could have mentioned that before she let me in
I shave my head, I take a bath
My clothes are cool but they still laugh
I don''''t get luck, I feel so lame　Boy, do I got it made
Yea....
I bet you probably wished you never met me
But I''''d gladly kiss your brown eyes if you let me
We might as well go and have some fun
Because I know that you''''re gonna dump me when you''''re done
I ask you once, I beg you twice　I don''''t get stone and I don''''t have lice
You said it ain''''t me, "Please understand...."
That you like him and you don''''t like me
I ask you out, it never fails
You''''re too busy painting your nails
I feel so lame, I am so ashamed　Boy, do I got it made
Yea....　It''''s hard to sleep at night when you''''re lonely
It''''s hard to get a date, me so homely